Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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