mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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