I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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