i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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