Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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