playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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