Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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