Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You were trust falling into bushes
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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