Sry I called you an 8
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Your dad touched me again.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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