everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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