Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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