Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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