Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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