I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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