If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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