it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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