Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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