I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
