hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
its liver damage thursday
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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