I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is it because I queefed?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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