used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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