ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this will be a night to untag.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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