Do vagina's smell?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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