508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You took a bar mat shot.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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