And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Two words: nipple clamps
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