My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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