where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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