I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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