Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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