I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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