Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im holly from the hills drunk
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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