someone get that fucking seahorse.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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