i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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