I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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