he puts the penis in happiness.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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