perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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