Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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