this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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