I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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