I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
