It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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