Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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