ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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