how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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