i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
In America we eat man semen.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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