idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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