when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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