We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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