He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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