I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize