walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have fence marks all over my body
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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