My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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