Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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