just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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