One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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