The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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