We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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