Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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