the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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