Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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