I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
